Have you seen the footage of the ultramarathon Johnnies so exhausted that their body is being propelled through sheer force of will?
My professional sunny disposition is starting to feel a bit that way.
One more day
One more day
One more day
Then two blessed asshat free weeks.
I didn't post just to bitch about what is really one of the best jobs going 8.5 months per year.
I do have something for you.
Do you ever savour words? Roll them around your tongue like wine?
Today, mine is (drumroll please) Upholstraphile.
Just try it.
Out loud, nice & slow like you've a speach & drama forcing you to elocute every syllable.
Uphosltraphile.
I dont know if it's a real word, I dont care much.
I was rained on, in a small boat, up a shitsville creek for most of the day. I spoke to some 50 boats, had to book Klietus & Billy Bob for an unregistered boat & (more to piss of my boss than anything) I let them off for one little crab. "We was gunna let it go at the ramp, honest!"
If I want to play with a made up word, I reckon thats ok.
I think I would become an afficionado of upholstery if I was stuck in a boat all day in the rain. You go your hardest, Bob.
ReplyDeleteREmember, Qld needs the cash, next time you're thinking of letting Cletus and Billy-Bob off the hook.
There's a Global Financial Crisis going on.
I'm going on hols at the end of the week too. Two whole weeks of not hearing the words: Global, Financial, or Crisis.
ReplyDeleteNo haven't seen this...Hi there Bob :)
ReplyDeleteTriangawallygong!
ReplyDeleteFarnarkelling is one of my fave words.
ReplyDeleteNB you should go for that job caretaking on the island! Even easier
ReplyDeleteCan't post - sleeping.
ReplyDeleteThanks for you good wishes.